breakburnandends:

my legs feel so smooth wo- oh my god i missed an entire spot: a memoir

mspgay:

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

aaaaalrighty-then:

snorlaxatives:

why is being alive so expensive

You spelled “suck” wrong.

???????????????????????????????

i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say

• why is being alive so suck
• why is being alive suck
• why is suck
• suck is being alive so expensive
• why suck so expensive

?????

 

foodtrucker:

idk why people hate on pus so much cause its all the lil white blood cell soldiers that died to protect your body so why u gotta hate man

onefitmodel:

200to130before2014:

borntobeabeast:

After a binge when not in the Fitblr community :

After a binge when in the Fitblr community :

So, this appeared on my dash. Guys I posted this yesterday night.. And now it has like 500+ notes. How. Why. Good. OK. Wow.

this is honestly so relevant. boosting haha.

megaman2:

megaman2:

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother